joe_haldeman ([info]joe_haldeman) wrote,
@ 2008-06-26 07:45:00
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listen to the doctor
Gay and I read the Brooks editorial in the morning paper, Dave, and our reaction was the same. We knew Obama had to be a pretty slick local politician to claw his way up through Chicago politics. So is his high-minded campaign language worth anything? I think so, in the rarified and history-conscious environment he'll inhabit in the white house.

I should warn him, though: every single presidential candidate I have voted for either lost or was impeached for a blowjob. (For lying about a blowjob, to be precise.)

Packing for a three-week retreat entails hundreds of little decisions. Hope to be all packed tonight, except for things that will go into the last laundry. Then have a day to wander around finding things I forgot. Get on the train Saturday afternoon.

Just got a joke that made me laugh out loud:


This guy goes to the doctor to get his first prostate exam. The doc puts on his glove and sticks his fingers in to take a look. After awhile he says,

"Son, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you don't have prostate cancer!"

The guy says "So whats the bad news?"

Doc tells him, "You'll have to stop masturbating."

"Why?" the guy asks.

Doc says, "Because it's making me nervous!"

(drum roll)


Joe



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[info]cakmpls
2008-06-26 01:57 pm UTC (link)
I should warn him, though: every single presidential candidate I have voted for either lost or was impeached for a blowjob. (For lying about a blowjob, to be precise.)

Uh-oh. Same here. I wonder how many of us there are?

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[info]galbinus_caeli
2008-06-26 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Heck, I didn't even vote for that one.

Obama may be my first truly viable presidential candidate pick.

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voting in vain
[info]joe_haldeman
2008-06-26 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Probably a good fraction of the Sixties generation, Carol. Sic transit gloria Mondale . . .

Joe

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Re: voting in vain
[info]cakmpls
2008-06-26 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Mondale and McCarthy and Wellstone...all from the state I've called home since 1971...and McGovern, from right next door.

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[info]ontology101
2008-07-01 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Me too.

Anne

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[info]apostle_of_eris
2008-06-26 02:44 pm UTC (link)
It seems that part of prostatectomy is vasectomy, which I hadn't thought of in advance, but makes (layman's) sense.
So now I get to say, "I bet I'm the only person you know who's had two vasectomies!"

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Not All Of Us
[info]doaner19
2008-06-27 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Shouldn't that be a *rim shot*?

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Re: Not All Of Us
[info]joe_haldeman
2008-06-28 01:41 am UTC (link)
Argh.

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Re: Not All Of Us
[info]doaner19
2008-06-28 04:08 am UTC (link)
Is okay. Almost typed 'rim job'. Me mind was somewhere else.

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Re: Not All Of Us
[info]ckd
2008-06-30 06:18 pm UTC (link)
During my college days at Boston University, there was a rather well-known billboard atop a building at the west end of campus. The building housed an auto parts store, which specialized in the sorts of things that "accessorize" your vehicle (or, these days, "pimp your ride"). Naturally, one of the things they sold were rims for your tires.

The billboard proudly proclaimed that you'd found the Home of "ELLIS The Rim Man".

Sadly, Ellis, his rims, and the billboard are all long gone.

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Jerk off jokes
(Anonymous)
2008-07-01 03:55 am UTC (link)
So you think it's funny to laugh at the mentally ill?

Nice Joe, I hope someone close to you is afflicted with IJOS ( Inappropriate Jerk Off Syndrome).

You won't be laughing then!

Rex Zeitgeist

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[info]nwhyte
2008-07-02 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, that really made me laugh the day before my own vasectomy!

(Certainly made my wife laugh...)

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