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14 April 2012 @ 08:31 am
Lookout warning  

We went to the movies with Bob and Patience Mason yesterday and saw the earnestly bad sf movie "Lockout."  Science and logic are nonexistent – they take all the worst murderers and rapists on Earth and put them in a prison in orbit and send the President's beautiful daughter up to, what, taunt them?  And of course someone pushes a button and all of the prisoners are set free – what genius put that design feature in place? – and they kill the guards and go nutso.  Joseph Gilgun is a cringe-inducing delight as an eye-rolling drooling monstrosity who is second-in-command of the psycho set.  It's basically a chase scene with Guy Pearce and Maggie Grace delivering wisecracks (well-scripted) while staying one second ahead of an army of lobotomized sex maniacs with submachine guns – I mean, if that ain't entertainment, I don't know what is.

In fact, it was so fucking bad that in the lobby afterward I almost had a stroke from laughing so hard as Bob and I detailed the lunacies. 

I should have a macro that types this out:  With exactly the same talent and resources, they could have made a movie as intelligent and durable as "2001."  But some combination of failure of imagination and failure of nerve – and perhaps the dislocation of taste that is the result of too many cooks pissing in the broth – prevented the movie from being good.

 
 
 
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Michael LillieMichael Lillie on April 14th, 2012 01:15 pm (UTC)
Tell it like it is. Thank the Maker!

I’ve always made my decision to see a movie based upon the premise that the trailer for same reflects the best it has to offer.

Edited at 2012-04-14 01:21 pm (UTC)
oortdust: Nekooortdust on April 15th, 2012 03:25 pm (UTC)
I rather liked the review that I09 had for the movie. It made it seem like if I went to see this movie, I would end up laughing as hard as I did during 2012.
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